SNL Star's Home Alone Audition

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SNL Star's Home Alone Audition: A Hilarious Untold Story

Macaulay Culkin's iconic role as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone is etched in cinematic history. But what many don't know is that another comedic powerhouse almost snagged the part: a young, pre-SNL Pete Davidson. While this is entirely fictional – Davidson was far too young to even be considered at the time – let's imagine what a hilarious, chaotic, and utterly Davidson-esque audition might have looked like.

The Audition Tape: A Hilarious Speculation

Imagine the year is 1990. A nervous, slightly dishevelled young Pete Davidson, armed with his signature deadpan delivery and a healthy dose of Staten Island grit, walks into the casting room. He's sporting a slightly too-big suit, possibly borrowed from a family member, and his hair is...well, let's just say it's a work in progress.

The "Keep the Change" Scene: A Davidson Twist

The scene: Kevin’s iconic encounter with the wet bandits, Harry and Marv. In the original, it’s clever, strategic chaos. In a Davidson-ified version? Expect the unexpected.

Instead of carefully planned booby traps, we envision a series of increasingly bizarre and increasingly dangerous pranks. Picture this:

• Instead of paint cans: A barrage of glitter bombs, exploding with a rainbow of sparkly chaos.
• Instead of a strategically placed iron: A full-on air hockey table, with the bandits getting whacked by the pucks at high velocity.
• Instead of a tarantula: A surprisingly docile pet ferret, simply chilling on the shelf, offering a completely unexpected (and slightly unsettling) deterrent.

Davidson’s Kevin wouldn't be meticulously planned; it would be pure, unadulterated, chaotic energy. He’d probably ad-lib lines like, "Yo, dudes, seriously? This is my house! Get outta here before I call my mom...and she's not gonna be happy."

The "Pizza Delivery" Scene: A Staten Island Vibe

The pizza scene, a moment of childlike glee, would take a decidedly different turn. Davidson's Kevin wouldn't just order a pizza; he'd order a mountain of pizzas, enough to feed the entire cast and crew. Then, he’d promptly forget about them, leaving a cheesy, greasy trail of destruction in his wake. His dialogue would be peppered with Staten Island slang and punctuated by his signature awkward charm.

Why It Would Have (and Wouldn't Have) Worked

This alternate reality Home Alone could have been a comedic masterpiece. Davidson's unique brand of humor could have added a fresh, unexpected layer to the film. His deadpan delivery and self-deprecating wit would have resonated with a modern audience, making for a truly memorable performance.

However, it's also easy to see why the original casting worked so brilliantly. Macaulay Culkin’s portrayal of Kevin was perfectly endearing and believable. Davidson's style leans towards the darkly comedic, perhaps too edgy for a family film in 1990.

Conclusion: A Hilarious What-If

While the thought of a Pete Davidson Home Alone is purely speculative and hilariously entertaining, it serves as a testament to the enduring power of the original film. It reminds us that, sometimes, the perfect casting choice is just that – perfect. Yet, we can't help but wonder, what could have been? Perhaps a future reboot? Only time will tell. But for now, we can relish the "what if" and enjoy the magic of the original Home Alone and the unique comedic genius of Pete Davidson in his own right.